Middle Finger Witch Statue

Disclaimer: All statues are handcrafted by our employees in California and are absolutely NOT 3D PRINTED! Please be vigilant against counterfeit products! Customers must verify the authenticity of genuine items!

🖕 'BLESSED BE THIS B*TCH' 🖕

Meet your new patron saint of petty revenge—the Middle Finger Witch Statue. Perfect for hexing exes, silencing haters, and manifesting pure chaotic energy.

Why She’s Spellbinding:
✔ 100% UNFILTERED – Casts side-eye and curses
✔ WITCH APPROVED – Hand-painted resin with 'go to hell' elegance
✔ GREAT FOR altars, desks, or passive-aggressive gift-giving

🔥 'NOT TODAY, SATAN… OR YOU, KAREN.' 🔥

#WitchyVibes #HexThePatriarchy
(Broom not included. Attitude comes standard.)

[CTA] 'SUMMON THE SASS' with animated lightning effect

🎁Package includes

• Handmade
• Size：5 inches
• Material: Resin
• 1 x Middle Finger Witch Statue