{"product_id":"middle-finger-witch-statue938db1a2-5d0a-4dcc-ae6e-ea33a7ebd89d","title":"Middle Finger Witch Statue","description":"\u003cspz-accordion animate=\"\" class=\"product-desc-container i-spzhtml-layout-container\" expand-single-section=\"\" i-spzhtml-layout=\"container\" id=\"product-desc-1651799308136\" layout=\"container\"\u003e\u003csection class=\"product-desc-accordion-item border-bottom\" expanded=\"\" id=\"product-desc-item-1651799308136-1\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc-accordion-item-header flex items-center justify-between color-body\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"flex-1 lg:body-plus-1 lg:leading-1.3\"\u003e                  Description                \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc-accordion-item-content color-body-80 mce-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e All statues are handcrafted by our employees in California and are absolutely \u003cspan style=\"color: #e67e23;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT 3D PRINTED!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Please be vigilant against counterfeit products! 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Perfect for hexing exes, silencing haters, and manifesting pure chaotic energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"58078de0-dcd8-4956-9a78-68d7b088312f\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg data-aspect-ratio=\"1.00\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/img.staticdj.com\/53187fc0f834f8423547f73939296c8b.png\" width=\"1024\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"58078de0-dcd8-4956-9a78-68d7b088312f\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"58078de0-dcd8-4956-9a78-68d7b088312f\"\u003eWhy She’s Spellbinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-immersive-translate-walked=\"58078de0-dcd8-4956-9a78-68d7b088312f\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"58078de0-dcd8-4956-9a78-68d7b088312f\"\u003e100% UNFILTERED\u003c\/strong\u003e – Casts side-eye \u003cem data-immersive-translate-walked=\"58078de0-dcd8-4956-9a78-68d7b088312f\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e curses\u003cbr data-immersive-translate-walked=\"58078de0-dcd8-4956-9a78-68d7b088312f\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"58078de0-dcd8-4956-9a78-68d7b088312f\"\u003eWITCH APPROVED\u003c\/strong\u003e – Hand-painted resin with 'go to hell' elegance\u003cbr data-immersive-translate-walked=\"58078de0-dcd8-4956-9a78-68d7b088312f\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-walked=\"58078de0-dcd8-4956-9a78-68d7b088312f\"\u003eGREAT FOR\u003c\/strong\u003e altars, desks, or passive-aggressive gift-giving\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"58078de0-dcd8-4956-9a78-68d7b088312f\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"58078de0-dcd8-4956-9a78-68d7b088312f\"\u003e🔥 'NOT TODAY, SATAN… OR YOU, KAREN.' 🔥\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"58078de0-dcd8-4956-9a78-68d7b088312f\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"58078de0-dcd8-4956-9a78-68d7b088312f\"\u003e#WitchyVibes #HexThePatriarchy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-immersive-translate-walked=\"58078de0-dcd8-4956-9a78-68d7b088312f\"\u003e\u003cem data-immersive-translate-paragraph=\"1\" data-immersive-translate-walked=\"58078de0-dcd8-4956-9a78-68d7b088312f\"\u003e(Broom not included. 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